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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Cuil Theory: You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.
Oprah Winfrey: You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!
Mushu: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
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mybiggaytumblog: "I'm Not Gay."
I was about to be a creep, but I decided against it.
I was about to be a creep, but I decided against it.
Me drinking alone = wanting to go sit outside in my under wear and listen to the rain.
Me drinking alone = wanting to go sit outside in my under wear and listen to the rain.
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It’s an apple martini. Either she’s trying to bond or see just how gay I really am.
It’s an apple martini. Either she’s trying to bond or see just how gay I really am.
My mom just made me a drink. I think she’s trying to bond with me.
My mom just made me a drink. I think she’s trying to bond with me.
ibarra-kun: vegeta's parenting 101 I laughed so hard when I...
vegeta's parenting 101
I laughed so hard when I saw this the first time.
zodiacsociety: Smoothing things over with a Libra:
Smoothing things over with a Libra:
fuckmewhileyouspeakingfrencharry: the-absolute-funniest-posts: ...
fuckmewhileyouspeakingfrencharry:
do you know how happy these make me
YO NO TENGO FOTOS CON MI AMA, BUENO NI FOTOS MIAS TIENE
silvermoon424: m0317k5: kennbrix: The cause of racism is...
The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.
I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I've ever seen.
I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn't true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves.
anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
theamericankid: This is awesome! More!
This is awesome! More!
blkbugatti: Mmmm
Mmmm
kinkyspaceprincess: skoothsmin: mudblood-in-slytherin: Dean...
Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan: the Untold Romance
This is a ship I can get behind
Oh, it's told. You just have to read the right fanfiction.
sodomymcscurvylegs: Excuse me, Patti Labelle could sing the...
Excuse me, Patti Labelle could sing the alphabet and be right choice. She is perfection!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Moma Patty teachin the kids.
keptenlojik: ursamajorfiles: gladiatorfiles: colewyatt: Made...
Made these so yeah
GET IT Phylicia (4th gif)
my future
me
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no ...
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nothe circle of life
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